Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
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Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D
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VeganDarkLight 31
This doesn't even make any sense to me.
AlonsoKold 15
You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization
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Comments (86)
KONTE811 4
How is this an FML? I think its a hilarious response and might possibly use that next time I'm at my parent's place.
Kristoffer 35
that's actually awesome
TADspace 30
Food baby pregnancy?
wellxohxwell 12
wut
idioticmess 15
that must have been awkward at dinner.
foxy4353 10
Well, it would've been worse if you were a girl
NEkoiNU 18
Congratulations!
nick3600 22
Dammit you beet me to it
alanharvey15 13
Well you sir should have said I just had sex instead lol
Chrisis_Geodude 9
Wtf does that even mean
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Okay...dude, if your mom's cooking is that bad, I'm sure there are better ways to get out of eating dinner.