Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Today, I'm training for my first half marathon so I went for a run in a busy park. I tripped on a completely flat path in front of about twenty people. Not only did I fall, but my wireless earbuds flew out dramatically in opposite directions. Some wise ass golf clapped. FML
Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I tried meditating at the park to “be more mindful.” Right as I closed my eyes, a squirrel jumped onto my leg, causing me to scream loud enough to scare a nearby jogger, who then tripped over his own feet. I apologized while shaking uncontrollably. FML
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML
Today, I stopped at a park because a duck was following me. I assumed it wanted food, so I gave it a small piece of bread. It followed me to my car, waited beside the door, and then followed me across the parking lot. I may have accidentally adopted a duck. FML
Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
Today, I wore my new noise-canceling ear buds in a grocery store and nodded along, getting into the groove. When I took them off at checkout, the cashier asked who I was talking to. I realized I’d been quietly singing to myself ASMR-style while making intense eye contact. FML
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Softballchhickk 11
that quacked me up..
etiennerheaume_fml 0
You're wierd
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br0ccoli 15
"oh honey, don't stare! He's special. Don't touch his ears! He's sensitive about strangers touching his ears"
nsnforever 2
Thank you, OP, for absolutely making my day. That was an awesome mental image. Anyways, don't feel too bad. Who cares what strangers think?
inferiarmy 0
How often do you do this to make it "OK"?
LolFMLnot 10
I love people like OP , they always don't fail to amuse you. Don't worry who cares about those strangers? Not like your gonna see them again
Jaxx66 21
If girls don't fart, (which of course we don't) then why are you observing males as they do such things, Noor?
happy2468 21
It's normal to quack at ducks?
muFilter 19
What would YOU quack at? Goats?
jagsville 8
Because you girls just want to continue degrading men in today's society. It's so hard for me as a man to walk out and not be treated as a piece of meat.
valentin0_villar 0
Bad girl don't quack you bark.
blinksmilewink 23
Duck.
Furrywhiplash 14
... Duck..... Goose!!!!!
Jaxx66 21
Wow 85, angry of a joke? It's basically we were joking that we don't do such nasty things. When in fact we do because we are human and have bodily functions. Why would you take that as a degrading sexist thing??