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By penny-dropping - 16/04/2012 04:24 - United States

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

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demonkonga 5

Monday 16 April 2012 12:00

1 Spray it with pesticide 2 burn that shit and laugh like a maniac 3 throw it away and buy a new one

SliceOfCake 9

Monday 16 April 2012 12:01

Why were you searching that much for a penny, anyway?

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OhSunshinex3 13

Saturday 3 November 2012 5:55

Cockroaches are so disgusting. I would cry. D':

ABarrelHorseGirl 8

Monday 6 January 2014 6:57

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE

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