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By queenbitchy - 22/09/2016 04:11 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while my boyfriend and I were drunk we had sex in the shower, I managed to slip and hit myself on the edge of the tub resulting in a fractured pelvic bone. Fml

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orangejubejube 20

Friday 23 September 2016 0:40

I cringed while reading this. It's a wonder people don't get injured more often while drunk, all the potentially dangerous things we do...

ber4fun 23

Sunday 25 September 2016 20:39

I don't see how that's true, seeing as how it's still very possible and common to slip in the shower even while sober.

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cuz803 44

Thursday 22 September 2016 14:25

Completey deserved

ber4fun 23

Sunday 25 September 2016 20:39

I don't see how that's true, seeing as how it's still very possible and common to slip in the shower even while sober.

orangejubejube 20

Friday 23 September 2016 0:40

I cringed while reading this. It's a wonder people don't get injured more often while drunk, all the potentially dangerous things we do...

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