Kids: Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper,...

heathersmorin 8 April 2011, 19:18 United States

Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML

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heathersmorin 0

11 April 2011, 21:29

I only talking to one person here and it's this dumb bitch above you! If you don't like it, find yourself another FML. No one said you had to sit here in read this one. This is a community place. I have the right to post comments just as much as you do!

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cheyAnn 0

9 April 2011, 01:06

shit happens.

monnanon 14

9 April 2011, 16:52

@95 exactly. Kids do not need 24 hr supervision and at 18 months old they are capable of playing on their own for the 10 minutes it takes to make lunch. Op did the right thing with her child, he could have made the same mess anywhere and in any length of time. Its what kids do.

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jewels1877 0

9 April 2011, 02:20

Well... It could've been worse? He could've thrown his diaper at you, overcoming you with the nauseous gas it has, causing you to pass out. Then he could've went into the super-ninja-baby mode and stolen the sandwich and all of your money and escaped...