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Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML

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heathersmorin 0

I only talking to one person here and it's this dumb bitch above you! If you don't like it, find yourself another FML. No one said you had to sit here in read this one. This is a community place. I have the right to post comments just as much as you do!

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cheyAnn 0

shit happens.

monnanon 14

@95 exactly. Kids do not need 24 hr supervision and at 18 months old they are capable of playing on their own for the 10 minutes it takes to make lunch. Op did the right thing with her child, he could have made the same mess anywhere and in any length of time. Its what kids do.

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Comments (169)

ThatLooksSticky 16

YDI for teaching him how to walk.

LifeSuckz0415 0

WTF?! Is that supposed to be a joke?? If so, it was a total fail...

rebekahah 7

yeah, and even if you go blind, you can smell your way back. :)

goaty777 0

greatness...ur son is a young Jedi in being an asshole already!!

AEverydayDouche 1

Sounds like shitty art but don't worry though I'm sure someone will buy it.

iMuffinTop 0

Shittastic. let's throw a party!!

CRMARPT 15

beat him

Bravo11 14

You look like you've been beaten in that default of yours. Classic

ollie179 21

******* kids. I HATE SMALL KIDS SO MUCH!

lidemocr 0

really? you must have serious issues if you "hate" small innocent kids. do you hate animals and invalids too?

CRMARPT 15

I hate kids. they aren't all "innocent" either

leearm104 4

damn bitch, you look rough! ever heard if the methadone clinic?

Jessj958 19

I know this post is old but I'm dying to see the picture you were commenting on #82! Lol so funny. And to the people that hate kids, you are all ridiculous. To dislike and hate are two totally different things so I'm hoping you meant to say dislike.

bgawne 0

Total wins

enonymous 9

it's ok he ate a bunch of paint chips so he's just re-decorating since you have no sense of style.