Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
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molliciousj 19
Okay, so this is embarrassing but you guys asked for it! First of all, I'm a receptionist at a vet hospital so I have a big soft spot for animals. When I saw the little creature run across the road I thought it could be someone's lost pet or a stray doggy looking for shelter. I couldn't just keep driving. The coyote was also pretty small so I assume it was a fairly young one. In my defense, it was super dark out and it's foresty where I live with little to no street lights so visibility is very limited. When I pulled over I saw a glimpse of the fuzz ball in my headlight, huddled under some bushes. I had a dog lead in my trunk that I took out just in case. The pup never saw me though so I was able to walk right up and swoop him. He squirmed a bit but not much which is surprising. Now, I've seen a ton of dogs come into the vet hospital that I work at which are half coyote or wolf and look very similar....so it's a real thing. I'm not entirely crazy. Ha. Anyways, upon setting the coyote in my car when he began freaking out and I turned the light on, there was no mistaking that this was a wild animal. I was face to face with the little guy who was scared to death that he was trapped in a driving machine with an insane girl who picked up a feral animal. Haha. He was jumping around and pacing in my car. I got out and ran around to open the passenger side door. I left both doors open and as soon as he saw an escape he took it and ran off. Just so you know, there were no animals harmed in the happenings of this FML and no damage done to my car (although he did poop in it) but I feel like such a jerk. I'm sorry, poor little coyote. :(
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hazardmuffin 21
You're a good person. :) Maybe keep a flashlight in the car for the next time you find an animal to rescue in the dark?
Haileyed 12
How did you get it in the car?
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Comments (203)
justindrew14 29
You should look in to glasses. no joke.
spikekutter 9
coyotes are actually more docile than you think, just be happy that it wasnt a bear.. it was probably freaking out because you were holding it hostage..
Hunttrist05 14
how does one get a bear in their car without noticing it was a bear? a bear is more then slightly bigger then a dog
thisisnotAJ 6
Omg thats genious!!
Jennaflamingo 14
This is an FML I feel needs follow up
BullDogg79 1
Why are you picking up strange dogs in the first place. How's about minding your own business.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
This is what is known as doing a good deed #93.
honeymoonroyale 20
Oh, you mean doing something nice for someone other than yourself? Oh yeah, how horrible, #93.
cna1216 15
Screw you.
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Thats like the.. words cant describe how amazing it is that you actually got a coyote in your car.
Painful_life 6
I'd keep it.
Neighborhoods 8
i can't stop laughing. How does something like that even happen?
Newgrange 9
sounds like a coyote ugly situation... no? okay...
Daisja 5
oh okay .