Miscellaneous: Today, while driving home with my wife there was a lightning...

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2016 21:42

Today, while driving home with my wife there was a lightning strike and I joked and said "there goes our house" when we arrived our roof was on fire. FML

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SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:06

Sweet, sweet Karma. She's a bitch.

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Jezterking 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:41

Sounds like classic insurance fraud... :P

SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:06

Sweet, sweet Karma. She's a bitch.

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