caca maker
Canada
Today, while arguing with my pregnant wife, she said, “You can’t understand. I’m creating life. What are you creating, besides poop?” FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32
This isn't the 1920s, women work too, even pregnant ones. How do you know she isn't the primary financial provider? Also, using money and financial care for your spouse to win disagreements is a controlling and abusive behaviour.
allie2590 31
We don't know what the argument was about. OP could've been complaining about something stupid and his wife, who is ******* pregnant, was plum tired of it. It's not easy to carry a baby.
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ApplePie1994 27
As an egalitarian, I'd like to point out that your peen had a major role in creating your upcoming spawn.
Talis99 26
Has no one noticed that the OP is listed as a woman?
PennyLane27 32
For all those saying "his wife" (etc) OP is a woman, too, FYI :)
Misguided_Wrath 12
there isnt a gender for OP that I see... usually has the little icon next to there name, or is there somewhere else I should check too?
cootiequeen4444 11
I don't see a gender indicator either. My guess is that OP is a dude because of their wife's comment though? I could be wrong though. It seems extra harsh to say to another woman though. For example, if one was infertile or too old to safely carry and that is what dictated who'd carry the baby. Still can't shake that OP is man though. The gender icon has not proven to infallible... I wonder if there is a glitch or something that acts up occasionally?
PennyLane27 32
Weird. The app doesn't show gender, but the website does on mobile Chrome.
ncparry 18
I'm confused, was she on the toilet?
sassypenguinxox 15
Well they both helped create the life, she was just the one carrying it. It's not like she's asexual
kitsuneluvuh 12
Pretty sure OP didn't directly contribute to the to-be baby.
KismetSiren 7
not true, necessarily. there's ways now to have both parents DNA in the kid.
Misguided_Wrath 12
next time she stubs her toe (or some other annoying pain) scream really loud "well you dont know what its like to get hit in the nuts!"
Misuzu_fml 6
"Caca maker" funniest part of the story
itsCUZimBLACK 6
You should've told her you're creating the means for her to survive and create life.
ifuckuprandomly 28
So you had no part in the creation of that child? She didn't create a life, you both did.
cuz803 46
You are constantly creating millions of sperm cells. That counts as life.
Catdragon 40
No, op is a female
cuz803 46
OP is a male. In the text he says he got into an argument with his pregnant wife. Smh
sweetpotato301 7
You know two women can be married right?