KismetSiren

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32 years-old
Wednesday 08 September 1993
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A propos de Kismetsiren

Hey! I'm 23, engaged, I have six pets, and I love my life most of the time. Video games, easy job that pays well, and my own house. Also fucking around with you dorks on the internet.

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Never touch the Xbox

By Unknown - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML

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By SorrySnowWhite - 21/11/2016 20:13 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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