Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML
WhiteCaribbean tells us more.
BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S
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octinate 17
Never date a salesman.
seemetrot_fml 16
Must be a good salesman if he can sell a date as a pitch.
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Comments (61)
christina3466 17
That's double the fun.
titusswan 6
Did you buy his insurance? If so, he is a smooooth dude.
worldclassrager 41
How is this intimacy? Did you buy from him?
sam193 14
The real question is, did you buy some life insurance??
WhiteCaribbean 3
I did not.
DoomSkuller 28
this sounds like a sitcom
darbmutat 12
"But did you die?"
WhiteCaribbean 3
Nope I'm still here
WhiteCaribbean 3
BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S
LostMy_Marbles 24
She's just making sure if things progressed further, she would get some cash if you died ;)
Meechiepie 13
One time I went to hang out with an old high school friend, and she did a sales pitch on me because she got caught up in some pyramid scheme. I went out with her twice, hoping the second time wouldn't be the same, it was, and I've been dodging her ever since.
DougK76 11
#46, but what pyramid scheme?
DrunkParrot 3
Damn saw your exact same post on 9gag not long ago
cartedor 18
be strong,don't fall for it and buy yourself useless insurance
havingalaugh 9
Life insurance is anything but useless, but I can see why you would say that if you don't have kids or a family that depends on you.