Today we visited my mother in law’s house for the first time.... - FML

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By get me outta here!! - 31/01/2020 07:15 - United States - Monterey Park

Today we visited my mother in law’s house for the first time. Turns out she’s an uncontrolled hoarder whose house is filled with boxes from ceiling to floor, an innumerable amount of cats and a stench that could gag a maggot. I was told I was rude for refusing any food or drink offered to me. Fml

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