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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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nolasaints 0

his baby sister wasn't in the room dipwad. the wallow talkie was. god, you're realllly stooopid

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geej0e 0

God, do you feel the need to wank every time you see your cousin? Start a sperm bank, don't broadcast your moans of pleasure to your whole family!

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geej0e 0

God, do you feel the need to wank every time you see your cousin? Start a sperm bank, don't broadcast your moans of pleasure to your whole family!

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devilsonic 0

wow your a hillbilly **** that makes me sick

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FTW_WTF 0

Incest: a Game the Whole Family Can Play! seriously dude... wtf?!

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Funky_Daniel 0

filing classic

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