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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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Top comments

doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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largsexy 1

Gross isn't she your consent then

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pfx2_fml 15

Dumb ****, do you know what masturbating is?

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pfx2_fml 15

Dumb ****, do you know what masturbating is?

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WeaverSka 16

Dude, this is not the kind of thing you want to be broadcasting to the internet. They're called secrets for a reason...

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satph 12

wow that is extremely disturbing and disgusting... your own cousin?

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bradnere201 0

Does anyone ever thing that these are fake just too get a reaction

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GetTheFuckOut 7

That's ******* nasty. Wank to your mom instead.

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music87 14

You disgust me. She's your cousin. YDI

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