Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
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Top comments
ojjasper123 9
Are you hating on spongebob?
BasketGhost 17
Are ya feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
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Comments (106)
Ytharr_Taaz 10
I'd try to ignore it by playing something louder
stfudonnie 10
tell me something...Who lives in pineapple under the sea?
skittycat213 19
Squarepants!
razi1 20
That sucks so much man
MidnightMadness 8
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!!
moshpit11 8
Return the favor with hardcore death metal at max volume
sanecatlady 13
My first attempt to live in my own apartment ended in disaster because I couldn't sleep due to anxiety problems, and some drunken idiot who had just moved in wouldn't stop blaring his music CD's which constantly stuttered all night long. I met the moron the next day where he told me some sob story about breaking up with some girl and refused to listen to my complaints. It soon escalated where he would scream and curse through my windows, the landlady completely took his side, the cops did nothing, I ended up having a breakdown and had to be taken to the hospital. He and his "sister" even went "nya na nya na na" when I left with the paramedics. And to top it off, this all happened on 9/11. I'm very lucky I live in a quiet building now, but it wasn't always that way before the new landlord.
sanecatlady 13
I sometimes wish I was deaf because I have a bad sensitivity to noise.
MortenM 17
As great as **** might be, it is still a visual thing. I'm sure the sound only on loop would have an adverse effect. Probably similar to Bob
Muttley9 13
Timer to get creative in revenge... I recall a guy leaving on a week's vacation leaving on a heavy metal record on repeat at the loudest not break my stereo receiver volume he could. Afterwards the noisy neighbors weren't so noisy :)
ivydindy13 14
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!