Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
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ojjasper123 9
Are you hating on spongebob?
BasketGhost 17
Are ya feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
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Vlen_fml 20
you should do what we did with our neighbors evil kid: we programmed a universal remote to control his TV (took a lot of trial and error, thankfully the kid had an old enough TV that a radio based remote worked rather than needing a well aimed infrared remote). We shut it off every time he was loud after 10pm, and kept doing it till he gave up.
an3ph 20
The only recourses that come to mind involve spilling blood.
the_real_dvd 21
My neighbor kept falling asleep at night with their TV blaring. She was nearly deaf. So every night I'd go and flip the main breaker to her house off and back on. That would shut her TV off. Though she probably wondered why her clocks needed reset every day.
Evolving_Squid 15
Time for you to play some late night bagpipe music with speakers beside their wall.
kittyboo_is_me 10
Haha, would you rather have been listening to their make-up sex instead?
WhatsOpTic 11
If I was only here earlier...
merik225 14
Are you ready kids? Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That shit must be stuck in OPs head.
theangrypeach 6
You should totally make weird barking noises and wait for them to knock on your door asking you to stop that, then say "But.. thats the sound I make when I watch ****"
Infinity1337 11
He lives in a pineapple under the seaaaaa!
icepick23 12
So......they fight & then have makeup sex. Hot...lighten up!