Today, my boyfriend and I visited my brother. We started drinking... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2018 13:15 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend and I visited my brother. We started drinking and chatting (first time meeting the fam). Long story short my bf got shitfaced, threw up from the balcony into the neighbor's garden, and passed out on the couch. On the way to the couch, he decided to kick my brother's expensive bar. FML

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Friday 24 August 2018 16:06

The MOMENT you used the word "drinking" in this post, this became a YDI situation.

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Friday 24 August 2018 16:06

The MOMENT you used the word "drinking" in this post, this became a YDI situation.

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