Animals: Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

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lacrossebuddha18 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 8:53

stupid! don't ever kick a trashcan that you know has an animal in it!!!

Madalena_fml 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 8:56

Karma is a bitch, isn't it? HAHAHA!

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stfuyssb 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 9:41

fake. the fox would have ran away from you.

stfuyssb 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 9:46

fake. the fox would have ran away

stfuyssb 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 9:50

I'm pretty sure the fox would have ran away from you. so I'm saying this one is fake

Tylers_fml 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 10:33

foxes dont even hurt you op your a ****** pansy

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 10 November 2010 10:34

Trashfox iz in ur can's, eating your foods.

randomburger 7

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:35

Win

maskedman 9

Wednesday 10 November 2010 10:39

How are you going to outfox a fox?

Sarahfae 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 11:00

You can't be chased if you don't run.

starile 19

Wednesday 10 November 2010 16:30

then he'll be CAUGHT and perhaps mauled.

yanna227 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 11:37

lmao! I can picture that! would have been the perfect entry for Americas Funniest Videos

amysousa 6

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:10

best picture to imagine ever!

melibear89 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:25

you ran from a fox. how sad

MeyMeyChan 6

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:49

Haha. So funny to picture.. Just as everyone had said.. *OP kicks trashcan* Fox: *Pops out* What the hell? This is my tra-.. Wait.. What're you supposed to be? *Chase Chase Chase*

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