Miscellaneous: Today, the security guard at a popular mall told me I couldn't... - FML

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By WeJustWentHome - 25/03/2016 21:58 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, the security guard at a popular mall told me I couldn't park in the handicapped spot. When I pointed out that my Dad is in a wheelchair he told me that the spots are only for handicapped drivers. He then went on to say that I shouldn't expect special treatment just because I'm white. FML.

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