Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
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Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
Today, I called the company with whom I had a job interview last week, which I thought went great, but hadn't heard back from. One of the interviewers claimed that I tried to grope her. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML
Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML
Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
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Top comments
MakeTodayADTR 20
What? Really, I could've sworn I said "nice pitch"...
lVluse 15
Karma's a bitch.
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Comments (40)
rangababe247 0
Well u shouldn't be so disrespectful towards people you don't even know..
MissAmz 7
I would just do the right thing and go right up to her and apologize for being a down right rude ass.. And hope for the best. : /
NippsSlipps 10
You're an asshole OP. If someone accidentally spills your drink while they were in a happy mood to dance, they're a 'fat bitch.' **** you. I sound like a bitch but you deserve it all the way. Karma got you and now I hope you don't get the job (which is obviously guaranteed anyway) for hurting the woman's feelings over a cup of drink. You insulted her at a populated public place and she's probably really humiliated over it. Grow the **** up and stop calling people rude names when they accidentally knock over your things. Have a nice day you wanker.
bach2121 13
I'm gonna guess you didnt get the job, fat bitch.
eggmarie 25
I could've sworn I've seen this FML before...
Peacelove0404 26
YDI, you shouldn't call people names!
White_like_dat 3
I'd be pissed too. Beers are like 8 dollars at a baseball game.
Andrew910 5
She may be fat, but she wasn't the bitch.
SaturnV 25
Even if she spilled your drink on purpose (which I'm guessing she didn't), calling her an obscene name was very uncivilized on your part. I understand that you may have lashed out reflexively, but it often pays to control your temper - as you are now learning the hard way.
BlowinChronic 18
Hey I'd probably be pissed too if some dancing lady knocked over my $10 (slightly exaggerated) drink from a baseball game. Concession stands nearly rob you when you try and go watch a game...