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  MonstreBelle  |  28

It means he would fuck himself. He would fuck himself hard. He would fuck himself so hard.

  ThatOneChick856  |  36

Actually, #5 could be right. I'm not sure if OP was thinking about his own naked body because he's obsessed with himself or if it's the fact that is a /male/ body he's thinking of. If it's the latter, well...

  hfslkp47012759  |  28

...What exactly does he say though? "Hey, wife, I think you're ugly"?

I think this is more a problem on his end and while they should probably talk about it I'm sure it's not an easy conversation. If he can resolve it on his own, he probably should.

  cheeeksss  |  29

I doubt he would have married her if he wasn't at least a LITTLE attracted to her. There is probably something going on with OP that most have mentioned earlier; narcissism or even perhaps being attracted to males instead. It's unclear what the issue is except that apparently OP's own body turns him on. Doesn't automatically conclude his wife is ugly, though. I would still talk to her. Marriage is about communication, and I would want to know about it if this were my partner.