Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, one of my employees lied to his mother and told her that I’m his girlfriend, so she actually came to invite me to Sunday dinner. Nice woman, but I had to tell her he lied, since I’m married, to my wife. She kicked up a huge stink in the shop and accused me of using her son for "hetero sex". FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
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Top comments
baxeh 29
Just tell him youre not interested. It might be harsh but it's actually the nicest way to go about it
joawmeens 7
Well, maybe you should just stop playing hard to get, and go out with me. HIM!! I meant him! It's not me..... DEFINITELY not me..... (runs)
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Comments (101)
steffidallasbfl 16
Tell him you're a lesbian. He'll leave you alone
liger_hug 8
let him have you
nachosbabygurl 9
get a boyfriend
mesahus 5
How did he find out? 0_o
Tuffley 7
@99 My thoughts exactly! OP, is he stalking you?! Careful with creepy people..
warteM 14
Why would you even talk to him about something like that? Its betrer to just say what you need, to do the job
taintedtruffle 42
how did he find out? discredit the source and start wearing a fake engagement ring to work