Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, one of my employees lied to his mother and told her that I’m his girlfriend, so she actually came to invite me to Sunday dinner. Nice woman, but I had to tell her he lied, since I’m married, to my wife. She kicked up a huge stink in the shop and accused me of using her son for "hetero sex". FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
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Top comments
baxeh 29
Just tell him youre not interested. It might be harsh but it's actually the nicest way to go about it
joawmeens 7
Well, maybe you should just stop playing hard to get, and go out with me. HIM!! I meant him! It's not me..... DEFINITELY not me..... (runs)
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Comments (101)
Meisliz 8
you could tell him you are a lesbian and have a female friend come into the restraint and go along with it to convince him. it's an odd approach, but if it works, then great
fwongraven 10
Have you ever done that yourself? It makes things worse. A lot worse.
asylumlane 23
Might also want to let your boss know what's going on.
s3xygrandpa 5
It would have been smart to just tell him you weren't interested from the beginning.
Fuzzynavel 10
Just tell your "regular customer" hookers aren't allowed to date and he'll move on.
prozac5000 9
seriously, why do people hate stepping on other peoples toes? you don't want offend? straight up tell his ass that you aren't interested.....less hassle that way.
RedPillSucks 33
step up your game and play "Impossible to get".
exo_went_insane 12
2 words for you OP: Restraining Order.
Dashelle 25
You can file sexual harassment against him
EgyptianPride98 8
I feel like this is a follow up to an FML that got posted a few weeks ago...either that or the OPs were in VERY similar situations :P
nerovetsrethca 20
Just tell him the truth. Lying is never an good idea.