Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Today, somebody parked an old truck with "FDIC" stickers on the sides in front of the bank I work at. I've been dealing with panicked customers all day, my manager says that the whole bank is at risk, and we can't find who parked the truck there. FML
Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
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d4m4s74 12
I'd say you should try it. In the best case you're rich, and if you fail just get your car painted.
then000bster 16
Just make sure to yell YOLO as you somehow try to overpower them...
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Comments (106)
marvelousvince 2
To be fair, that's not because of GTA it's because you're a ******* idiot.
JonDG 12
YOUR THE REASON SOCIETY THINKS VIDEO GAMES CAUSES PEOPLE TO DO STUPID SHIT
Silentcrafter11 13
Blame it on yourself. Rockstar doesn't suggest that kind of activity.
happyfingers 15
Oh please. Stop trying to blame you being a psychopath on a video game. I recently was playing the sims a lot. Guess I should go lock people in doorless rooms and wait for them to die, right? Idiot.
Wizzlbang 10
"Thanks to grand theft auto"? how about "Thanks to being a psychopath"?
greensploge1 6
Don't worry once you get to the drop off point the cops will forget about you.
TXfmylifer 10
Idiots like you put video games in danger.
conman531 23
NO don't say that please! Some kid is going to go apeshit with a gun or a car one day, and the parents are going to see he has been playing Grand Theft Auto, and because they don't parent well, they are going to blame Rockstar* and they will have another lawsuit to deal with.
ArmoredIrish 1
I work in the armored field. Go ahead and try us. We most of us have families and we won't be the ones with toe tags at the end of the day.
RustBucket1836 10
You're a f*ing retard. Grow up dumbass