Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Today, somebody parked an old truck with "FDIC" stickers on the sides in front of the bank I work at. I've been dealing with panicked customers all day, my manager says that the whole bank is at risk, and we can't find who parked the truck there. FML
Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
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d4m4s74 12
I'd say you should try it. In the best case you're rich, and if you fail just get your car painted.
then000bster 16
Just make sure to yell YOLO as you somehow try to overpower them...
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Comments (106)
hellphone_fml 37
After playing GTA for a couple hours my dad took me driving on the street for the first time since getting my permit and I kept forgetting that I have to obey stop signs and can't just speed around cars.
TheDrifter 24
How do you forget that? Please stay off the roads until you find a medication that lets you focus on reality.
baref00tmama 15
You, my friend, are part of the "too impressionable for videogames" category.
XxQuartersxX 14
GTA is ******* great.
ThaPrelude 11
you should of hijacked it. pretty realistic game eh? the game of reality
Yettie 9
wtf
candiighal1121 14
hey if you did it . you'd get an all expense paid vaca to a jail that not in your choosing and in the guide they make sure to tell you not to drop the soap.
kalbrek009 20
A few words...therapy before stupidity...sounds like you are the 1% that is in need of NOT playing these games due to inability to separate common sense from anything else.
Obey_StudBoii 23
I seen this in the "moderation" section where you can moderate fml's and was hoping this one wouldn't make it.
TheDrifter 24
Why? This is s fine example of human stupidity.
terryaly 13
grow up chap
stevenN659 24
you cant blame the games like GTA for they way people are thinking these days. if you are going to blame anyone or anything, look no further than the way they were raised. if children are raised right, thoughts like these wont happen. :)
NodakN8V 25
And when the cops chase you just put in the code. Hi I'm reality have we met....