Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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random_orange 1
Dude, it was totally drunk Santa. You should have given him what you wanted for christmas when you handed over the cookies. =]
Anteezy 7
You should have kicked his ass and robbed him, stupid burglars.
DanielleTheOne 3
if he had to break in to get COOKIES he isnt worth robbing lol
ravinband_n 0
What else did you expect!!!ho ho ho.
buffyhotty 0
HAH
Americunt 0
Of all things, COOKIES? FYL, OP, but at least he didn't rape you.
firecopy 6
I can't believe no-one has said anything to #2
toomuchcrap 0
he wants to go to the darkside
geppy 0
That turned out okay. He could've said "rape".
kdkorz 7
LOL! That's hilarious! But kidding aside, you should be glad that's *all* he wanted.