By ScratchCatPower - 19/04/2016 19:04 - United States - Trumbull

Today, on the bus, my friends and I gorged ourselves on a ton of candy. When it was my stop, I began to walk to the front of the bus. Upon getting off the bus, I tried to thank the driver with a mouth full of candy. It sounded like I said "Fuck you". FML
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ScratchCatPower 32

Heyo. OP here! Yes, my parents always told me not to talk with food in my mouth... Haha. Though in this instance, since I always thank my bus driver, I figured I should just thank him despite the fact that I had a mouthful of candy. Didn't turn out the way I expected. Also, very true, #2. I probably should have savored it. Alas! The candy! Tis lost forever, a true tragedy indeed. ;-;

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Death546 25

Who eats candy all at once? Save and savor it.

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ScratchCatPower 32

Heyo. OP here! Yes, my parents always told me not to talk with food in my mouth... Haha. Though in this instance, since I always thank my bus driver, I figured I should just thank him despite the fact that I had a mouthful of candy. Didn't turn out the way I expected. Also, very true, #2. I probably should have savored it. Alas! The candy! Tis lost forever, a true tragedy indeed. ;-;

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GIANT_PUSTULE 11

give a thumbs up along with your thanks so that anyone will understand you're thanking

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MidnaLink 33

I don't see why this is voted down, that's actually not a bad idea. At least a little wave or something.

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greatfirstdate 18

Lol what if OP tried to give a thumbs up, but their hand was clenching candy wrappers, so they accidentally flipped the driver the bird while saying "**** you."

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I just nod or wave with my thanks so people get the point (because most of the time I say it really quietly because I'm shy)

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ScratchCatPower 32

Haha, now THAT would be even more awful, #28!

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Fang713 28

I was worried this was actually going to be something bad. Like, you vomiting on the bus driver. It could have been worse, friend.

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manuwish 9

hahha didn't you ever learn not to speak with your mouth full???

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manuwish 9

a smile and a nod would've done the trick too ;)) hahha

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queerkageyama 8

It's really easy to make that mistake in asl too

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Briaangel12 13

This is where sign language can come in handy...

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wow2mylife 25

I think the bus driver understand what you ment

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