Work and Transportation: Today, on my first day of work, I got lost trying to figure out... - FML

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By Please punt me into the sun - 02/06/2017 16:00

Today, on my first day of work, I got lost trying to figure out the local bus system's confusing map. By the time I'd figured it out, I had doomed myself to being an entire half hour late. FML

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Kurliez408 32

Friday 2 June 2017 16:27

If you knew the system was confusing, you should've made the route prior to your first day. ydi op

HappyItalian 38

Friday 2 June 2017 20:23

I wanna say FYL because as a daily bus-rider myself I understand how that can happen, especially with the city suddenly changing routes, departure times, and moving bus stations around, but I also wanna say YDI because every time I get a new job or have somewhere important to be I always /triple check/ to make sure where I'm going the night before and noting it down in my phone just in case. If I'm still confused, I make sure to ask a bus driver or person nearby for directions. It's not that hard.

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sharond23 10

Thursday 7 December 2017 3:52

I would have figured that out way before the first day.

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