Kids: Today, my younger sister is taller than me. I'm 5 years older... - FML

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By lolnokek - 27/05/2016 13:45 - United States - Dallas

Today, my younger sister is taller than me. I'm 5 years older than her, I am male, and I am 17. FML.

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dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:38

So what? Does that make you less of a man? Her more of one? You just have a taller sister

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dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:38

So what? Does that make you less of a man? Her more of one? You just have a taller sister

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