Love and Work: Today, my wife left on an "Emergency trip" to California for... - FML

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By Suhdude - 28/09/2017 13:00

Today, my wife left on an "Emergency trip" to California for real estate training with a group of 50 or so. When I dropped her off at the airport, she ALMOST forgot to mention she'd be sharing a hotel room with another man. "Don't worry," she said, "it has 2 beds." FML

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saberjpg 6

Thursday 28 September 2017 17:18

I'm sorry, just because another man will be in the room, doesn't mean anything sexual is going to happen. If she is going to cheat, she already has. If she isn't going to cheat, this situation isn't going to change that. Either your wife isn't happy and you need to address that, or she is, and you have nothing to worry about.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 28 September 2017 13:44

When she tells you not worry, you know something is up. She knows it's wrong too, but she just doesn't give a shit.

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lucasj23 11

Monday 30 April 2018 7:32

an "emergency " trip? I think your wife's not being honest with you.

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