This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, my wife left on an "Emergency trip" to California for real estate training with a group of 50 or so. When I dropped her off at the airport, she ALMOST forgot to mention she'd be sharing a hotel room with another man. "Don't worry," she said, "it has 2 beds." FML