Holidays: Today, my whole family are going on holiday to Turkey. I wasn't...

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By Desiredwish - 04/07/2016 06:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my whole family are going on holiday to Turkey. I wasn't invited and get to stay home to look after the dog. Fml

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Elgrin 15

Tuesday 5 July 2016 2:45

To be fair, you probably dodged a bullet there OP. Possibly in a literal sense.

CrazyFastRapper 7

Wednesday 6 July 2016 13:48

Well...someone's dog is now in the pound.

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Person58 17

Monday 4 July 2016 23:30

Hope you like dogs...

Elgrin 15

Tuesday 5 July 2016 2:45

To be fair, you probably dodged a bullet there OP. Possibly in a literal sense.

CrazyFastRapper 7

Wednesday 6 July 2016 13:48

Well...someone's dog is now in the pound.

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