By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 09:29 - United States
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You were daydreaming about Clay Aiken again, weren't you? It's ok...it happens to the best of us. If the teacher gives you grief about it, just stand up and roundhouse him and your problems will be over.
He was daydreaming about Clay Aiken backing up onto his pole. Straight guys* can even daydream about boning Clay Aiken and not consider themselves gay, because Clay Aiken transcends classification as male or female and is a phenomenon that we should consider ourselves blessed to experience. *present company excepted.