Love and Weddings: Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be...

By puppielover - 21/08/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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Last to know

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 22:00

Today, I heard that my stepmom’s mother passed away… via a public Facebook post made by my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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Don't know, don't care

By Fuck you too, Grandma - 25/05/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that on my graduation day, the reason she (and my dad) almost didn't show up was because they had to spend almost an hour convincing my grandma to attend. FML

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Time to run

By sad day - 21/06/2020 17:04

Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML

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By LostSoul - 10/07/2019 02:06

Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML

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Saturday 21 August 2010 23:29

NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.

my2centsworth 15

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:25

Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.

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green413 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:46

what a bitch! damnn

tina_loves_mark 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 3:03

that really sucks. :SS

lostlamb 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 5:51

no comment cuz people gona think I'm trolling

iheartyou007 2

Thursday 2 September 2010 22:30

That would suck. LOL you should have had ur wedding at the race track that would have been ;an uber fun wedding ;)

HunterAlpha1 8

Friday 15 October 2010 6:14

i'm sure they'll be sorry when you pick their nursing home.

ninjalope 0

Monday 13 December 2010 15:11

priorities inorder

Angelice_fml 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:51

"NASCAR is for the poor and stupid!" -Eric Cartman

sharkwkrox 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:14

u have some asshole parents!!!

alicedbt 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:07

evil stepmother??

richboii 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:05

nascar sucks. A lot.

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