Love: Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited,...

By tdrtnlz - 11/05/2013 06:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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_GoodGuy 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:24

Run like the wind OP, switch countries, names, number. Just run.

laughtersplay 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:29

I believe a restraining order is in need.

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Bunny21 11

Sunday 12 May 2013 7:11

Oh shit!!! Were the words that literally came out of my mouth, she's not ******* around. Good luck OP!!!!

DCHCA 1

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:48

She's a psychp.....RUN

jlynpa 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 15:27

Do not buy a bunny as a pet! I repeat!! Do not buy a bunny!!!

horazon 3

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:38

O dear god....

Stoolio 3

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:41

At least she didn't show up in your wife's dress. that could have been awkward.

xYin 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 16:56

If your ex girlfriend Laina by any chance?

Punkyxoxo 14

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:24

ummm physco???

haymaker14 1

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:58

That sucks OP. Not just for you though... your poor wife to be is probably really sad right now. That ex is crazy, get a restraining order!

LmaoYourLife 3

Sunday 12 May 2013 22:58

You shlda cut her off way before she got completely crazy on your. Your fault bro.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 12 May 2013 23:09

Well that's awkward...as long as you put the ring on the correct person and kiss them your set...

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