Love: Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited,...

By tdrtnlz - 11/05/2013 06:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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_GoodGuy 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:24

Run like the wind OP, switch countries, names, number. Just run.

laughtersplay 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:29

I believe a restraining order is in need.

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rhcpgurl 18

Monday 13 May 2013 0:01

call the police

nognom 2

Monday 13 May 2013 4:47

That's some awesome craziness.

stingerz2012 11

Monday 13 May 2013 6:24

That happened on Desperate Housewives once... The woman eventually was admitted for mental observation...

FALLENSEBZERO 16

Monday 13 May 2013 8:15

Kill it! Before it lays eggs!!

To_Die_For 7

Monday 13 May 2013 11:34

All I can think off now is that over obsessive girlfriend meme... Staring into my face.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Monday 13 May 2013 16:36

Charlie Harper is that you?

ecascio2010 9

Monday 13 May 2013 21:00

Wow I'm so sorry OP. congrats on your wedding, though. I promise you we all aren't psychos.

conholio33 28

Monday 13 May 2013 22:35

Omg creepy!!!

ThomasMercury 11

Tuesday 14 May 2013 0:47

Sounds like Rose from two and a half men.

emmyrr 3

Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:47

Overly attached gf

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