Love and Texting: Puppy love

Puppy love

By Hotmama - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was nice to my son's friend. He's 27 and needs to get a life, so now he won't stop texting me and flirting. I will have to escort him back, not just to the "friend zone", but to the "I'm twice your age and your friend's mom zone." FML

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Cali 54

Monday 30 January 2017 14:08

Stacey's mom has got it going on!

DashPlays 18

Monday 30 January 2017 14:18

Is your name really Hotmama?

Comments

Cali 54

Monday 30 January 2017 14:08

Stacey's mom has got it going on!

DashPlays 18

Monday 30 January 2017 14:18

Is your name really Hotmama?

Catdragon 40

Monday 30 January 2017 15:14

I would be flattered, but also weirded out. I mean on one hand he thinks you're smoking hot for your age! On the other he's your son's friend.

Goblin182 26

Monday 30 January 2017 20:51

On the other hand he is 27 and pretty clueless and very needy if he has to be escorted back to the friend zone.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 January 2017 15:37

Your age is not an issue -- lots of guys are into MILFs. If your son is already friends with him, it'll be so much better if he becomes his step-dad or at least an "uncle ;)"