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1800getalife 0
that's hot
bigdaddypimp 0
maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?
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Comments (375)
trumpetGIRL12345 0
virtraul zippo lighter app rocks
RandomFool 5
The simplicity of this FML is what makes it so funny. Heh.
picturescrazy 24
I was totally about to comment on how the simplicity makes it hilarious xD Took the words right out of my... er... head? :/
seeimdee 0
burn, baby burn. (;
badass20 0
i really dont believe thid
unknop 0
freckles is cute
CloudEnvy 17
I shall reveal no more.
kuewaz 0
lmfao #1 I actually LOLd my ass off! and don't worry mu physics teacher practically mildly electrocuted me last year...dumbass
Haileyw15 0
Thx yasheer ;)
city147 0
....there are NO accidents!
jimmythejuggalo 0
or WAS IT an accident? 0.o