Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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MissLadyLuck15 7

Friday 26 March 2010 3:54

sucks.

SoCalFreakShow 3

Friday 26 March 2010 7:22

I love that you filed this one under "health". XD

BtcKashew 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 19:49

"accidentaly" ^_^

cureemu 3

Sunday 4 April 2010 7:27

ya. thats happened to me before

varkey 7

Friday 9 April 2010 7:52

haha that would be awesome! for everyone else... FYL

revbeast 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 0:02

WTF slap that bitch or rape that analy

Thabb 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 5:13

sounds real.

overkill_78 4

Saturday 1 May 2010 11:53

**** yeah, nice illustration Matt.

nabzilla 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 14:11

HAHA! Love the illustration! :L Oh and the name of the book.. LOL!! Times New Roman! :L

SirJamie77 7

Saturday 1 May 2010 14:15

Great illustration and one of my fav FML's too! :D

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