Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML
Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, and for the past week, I've been incredibly on edge because apparently my dad is kicking me out but I don't know when, and my mom has told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. She then got mad at me because I did. FML
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lexex1 4
Child abuse much..
waswashere 0
Punish them by calling social services. That'll show 'em
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Comments (166)
FroHo 8
If you'd behave, they wouldn't need to punish you. Correct?
KaelaKhaotic 5
Uhhh, call Child Protective Services? I'm so sick of parents being horrible to their kids! If they're gonna treat their kids like shit, then why have them in the first place? People make me sick these days...
jmad29 2
Tessa not cool unless u killed someone
javierb88 3
Are your parents acquainted with Casey Anthony?
KaelaKhaotic 5
Either her or Judge William Adams.
sheaintu 5
o.o what an asshole
bccaper 3
Your parents suck. If you're 18 you need to get out of there. That's cruel punishment and child abuse.
Brainnnnz 19
What did you do...?
JakeTha_A01 5
Either your parents are being weird or you are deserving them...idk hahaha...but overall that sucks!
vegis 0
You have horrible parents.
HunterAlpha1 8
make everything they do to you worse. if she dropped you off in the rain, sit out in the rain until you get a cold or pneumonia. make it so that whatever they do to you will get them in bigger and bigger trouble until you get put in a home where they actually care about you.