Kids: Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I... - FML

By hannahka - 29/08/2014 18:09 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my parents sat me down and told me that I'm adopted. I took it in stride, and reassured them that as far as I'm concerned, they're my true parents. That annoyed them. Apparently the whole thing was a prank for a YouTube video, which I ruined by not crying or freaking out. FML

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DontClickOnMe 28

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:13

Well, how were you supposed to know. That was kind of a mean prank anyway, but you sound like a great kid. =)

ChristianH39 30

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:14

I would say you handled that perfectly

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HomelessDonut 9

Friday 12 September 2014 1:09

Looks like they didn't expect you to care about them like that.

BananaN0se 13

Tuesday 11 November 2014 5:38

If anything I think that would make for a cute youtube video and it would restore some peep's faith in humanity

wow2mylife 25

Sunday 27 December 2015 6:40

I would still send it in. if it was a contest

sherri_baby88 36

Wednesday 15 June 2016 4:08

Now sit them down and secretly film yourself telling them you're pregnant. And you don't know which boyfriend is the father. You win. :-)

FML_In_General98 2

Sunday 21 August 2016 9:57

I can't believe they adopted you just for a prank video

404wan 19

Saturday 16 June 2018 23:22

what kind of piece of shit parents think it's funny to say something so serious as a prank?

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