Miscellaneous: Today, my parents decided to take my bedroom door away because... - FML

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By a pissed off girl who needs her damn privacy - 08/01/2017 08:12

Today, my parents decided to take my bedroom door away because I didn't keep it open 24/7 so the pets could go in or out whenever they please, like wtf? What do you think doors are for? I need my privacy and I need to block out the extra noise caused by my sibling and the tv down stairs. Just fml

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anjie_mackney 19

Friday 13 January 2017 6:33

nobody should ever have to change in the bathroom in their own home.

Zexen 0

Monday 16 January 2017 19:47

But..... is that the real reason you keep your door closed?

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ASLGabby 9

Thursday 12 January 2017 3:19

1. Put in headphones, but don't play anything to block out the noise. 2. Privacy- if no one is in your room, BOOM! PRIVACY! Just dress in the bathroom. 3. Like, wtf, the grammar is so bad

scriph 12

Friday 13 January 2017 1:28

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anjie_mackney 19

Friday 13 January 2017 6:33

nobody should ever have to change in the bathroom in their own home.

Zexen 0

Monday 16 January 2017 19:47

But..... is that the real reason you keep your door closed?

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