Animals: Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones....

By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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A dog eat dog world, eh?

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Smokindevil 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 18:17

I'm sorry I hope your dog is ok (the alive one) and hope your ok

ashtay01 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:44

Awwwww that's awful! Sooooo sorry!!

breakindawn 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:59

Lmaoo

scottyrocks123 21

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:19

Recycling

dead247 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:32

It's a dog, It will dig up the yard and eat things out of it.

FishHead 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:38

Your new dog is asserting its dominance over your old pet.

ILoveMonkies 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:56

OHMYGOSH ! Ew ...

lolatyofail 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 2:05

Cannibalism...even with animals tis tis tis

day624 14

Thursday 26 April 2012 13:27

I almost cried from laughing

homiechas24 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 4:59

That's disgusting that's why I buried my dog in a air tight box

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