Miscellaneous: Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often.... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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By shanson - 07/11/2016 14:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML

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chingthecreator 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:52

She's a boss.

yamatelle 19

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:54

I hate to say it, but your mom is ******* awesome!

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scottgeo 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:52

At least she wont get picked up for DUI or wreck her car. If your going to get ****** up do it at home.

codymaas01 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:59

Your mom is a ******* bad ass

ChristinaAAR 14

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:00

Ahh, the irony :)

duscks57 5

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:04

Smoke that weed with her

duscks57 5

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:04

Smoke that weed with her

immortal628 20

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:20

You guys talk about what a cool mom she must be, but I know how this shit really goes. I get the same kinda shit at home. "Do as I say, not as I do" is not very good parenting.

chujel1302 1

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:20

Did she offer to share?

alaskanhybrid 5

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:22

Why do you wast money at bars knowing they rip you off. Liquor stores cheaper ftw.

pfx2_fml 15

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:23

I'll trade you moms

liamcumby 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:27

I dont even think ur life sux, its just funny

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