Miscellaneous: Today, my mother brought over some early Christmas presents for...

By thanksmom - 22/12/2014 23:15 - United States - Watertown

Today, my mother brought over some early Christmas presents for me and the kids. The kid's presents were fine, mine however consisted of many yard accessories, including solar lights. I live in an apartment building with no yard. Her response? "Buy a potted plant and shove them in there." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2022 06:00

Today, I was on the road, driving home. Before I'd headed out, I'd scored six amazing large house plants for free. My kids picked them up for me, and delivered them to my dining room. My husband put them out on the patio for me, in the sun, and burned them. Bye bye $100+ in free plants. FML

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By omfgfmlife - 05/07/2011 14:32 - United States

Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML

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By NoorFML - 19/10/2012 14:37 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

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Garden wars

By Anonymous - 21/04/2024 14:00 - Germany

Today, my mom’s house and mine share the same garden. After I complained about an ugly compost bin she had outside my bedroom window, she finally took it away and put it… smack dab in front of my terrace. FML

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Growing

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 06:00

Today, I told my parents that I was planning a garden for my house. My child of a mother got upset and jealous, because, "When you were younger, you hated working outside with us." Sorry for maturing and developing new interests in the past 30 years, I guess. FML

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Cheeky little bastards

By weeping_willow - 01/06/2020 08:00

Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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By John Nani - 25/12/2011 17:06 - United States

Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

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By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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Thanks, I hate this

By creepingjennie - 05/01/2022 14:01

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to the flowering plant my passive-aggressive mother gave me for Christmas. I take two different antihistamines daily for my numerous allergies all year round, and my mother knows this is why I don't have house plants. She said, "You better not get rid of it!" I think she hates me. FML

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Way2Fast8 20

Tuesday 23 December 2014 6:24

Tell her that there's another place she could shove 'em.....

satanic_fml 13

Tuesday 23 December 2014 6:24

sell them

Comments

patrickeli 15

Tuesday 23 December 2014 8:19

kids' * OP - At least she brought you something, I guess?

americanafrican 32

Tuesday 23 December 2014 9:08

they will light up the dark places for you!

Ki11erC 18

Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:10

Good to see true Xmas spirit even from people with kids of their own.

Jasim 17

Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:34

She's so thoughtful.

mistress_paz 30

Tuesday 23 December 2014 13:22

Something is better than nothing. Don't be an ingrate; just return them at the store or donate them.

Astrum14 24

Tuesday 23 December 2014 15:32

Something you can't use and which will just take up much-needed space is not better than nothing.

Undecidedlime 6

Tuesday 23 December 2014 19:24

POTted plants;)

alexowitz 8

Tuesday 23 December 2014 20:26

Sell them and then use the money to buy something you want

Luke1989 4

Tuesday 23 December 2014 21:05

How about being thankful someone got you a present.

grunt_fml 17

Sunday 28 December 2014 6:51

Really? Some gifts just say "**** you!", you know. My flatmate once made a trip to latin america and the idiot lost his credit card without having ANY backup. No cash, no second card and even his girlfriend apparently had no money with her. I spend a whole free day driving around, wasting tons of gas and taking care of his shit. I did lots and lots of paper work, had arguments with bank clerks and even lend him money. Oh, and for the rest of the time I took care of his pets as well. And when he came back, what did he give to me as "Thank you"-gift? A cheap 0.5cl bottle of german booze that he clearly did not buy in latin america. Oh, and he knows that I don't drink alcohol. So I'd say his gift pretty much said "**** you!" and I was absolutely not thankful for it.

TallMist 32

Monday 27 April 2015 18:58

"Thank you for these solar lights, Mom! They'll look so pretty in the plant pots that I have to take the plant out of to get just ONE to fit! They'll look even better when they don't work at night because my apartment (WITH NO FRONT YARD TO PUT THEM IN) isn't made totally of glass!"