Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
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SomeRandomGuy15 18
You just randomly bit into the things on the dish without asking what they were or asking permission?
Cusefan5 6
Well at least your mouths are now clean
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Comments (100)
Xotoolyxo 16
How could you not tell the difference between soap and candy? Visit sees next time, chocolates better
catherinek 9
Unless for some reason there wasn't a NAME on this stall then you absolutely deserve it. Control your urges to put anything you think might be food in your mouth and at least check and see what it is first
Sings4Ever 3
Well.... At least you weren't alone in that
bubble_burst 16
reminds me of FML #20561443 "Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML" I could not believe there were people who could not tell the difference between soap and food in their hands. Well, now I do.
StiffPvtParts 43
*Facepalm* （ つ﹏╰）
IzzyIzebel323 13
ouch, should of asked what it was
Kk_Waylen24 21
They probably meant for that to happen! Hidden camera show?
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You should have dropped the "soap." :)
Rosicles 8
Bad day all round I'm guessing?
RogueWarrior869 23
You both deserve it. It was incredibly rude of you to just go and take from the plate without asking beforehand. I honestly hope you both learn your manners and ask next time.