Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because my sister is upset that I'm skinnier than her. The same sister who refuses to drink any other milk than 2% chocolate. FML
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Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today, my mother offered me some chocolate milk. I took a few gulps before I realized the label said it was raw unpasteurized milk. When I pointed this out to my mother, she asked me what pasteurization is. We might get sick because my mother is the most horrifically ignorant and out-of-touch person on earth. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, despite begging my parents to get food other than diet and weight loss stuff, they refused. I'm bullied for being skinny on a daily basis. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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Comments (141)
redwingsfan88 9
Wow. Um I don't really know what to say to this.
whY402Jay 12
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
skizza_fml 3
Be grateful, now you can drink full cream, which not only tastes better, but is better for you, skim milk is bad
ouibijou 15
Wut.
Saone_fml 27
@89, Actually, even if you have to choose between a fruit and a cake, the fruit IS better, the fruit isn't best because it's full of fructose.
mullisupreme 16
thats a way to deal with complexes on weight-just make everybody fat!
Hazelino 25
Ehh.. to me this sounds like a problem that's actually not a problem..
Jharrist89 12
Your mom is a Bitch..
whY402Jay 12
So is Kyle's mom.
fanaticdragon 10
Thankfully, Stacey's mom is not.
eggy911 7
Uh... So what?
TheCutestLizard 28
Maybe your mom thinks you're too thin. Or maybe she doesn't want to buy 75 types of milk when she goes grocery shopping. Just a thought...