Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because my sister is upset that I'm skinnier than her. The same sister who refuses to drink any other milk than 2% chocolate. FML
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Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today, my mother offered me some chocolate milk. I took a few gulps before I realized the label said it was raw unpasteurized milk. When I pointed this out to my mother, she asked me what pasteurization is. We might get sick because my mother is the most horrifically ignorant and out-of-touch person on earth. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, despite begging my parents to get food other than diet and weight loss stuff, they refused. I'm bullied for being skinny on a daily basis. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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Comments (141)
watchitgo 4
That's some ****** up family life
Matticus5000 5
tell your sister to exercise. sitting around drinking nothing but 2% chocolate milk and complaining isn't going to make her skinny.
WrongRomance 11
Lol, 79.. You came here to brag? Too bad with age metabolism slows and you won't know what hit you, or how to lose the weight because of your current diet and exercise habits.
forlifebro 15
Lmao i just got a mental image of I sneaking skim milk in the middle of the night
generalasskicker 12
Well Exercise more keep your figure and start referring to your sister as el Vaca it'll be great
TheKrogan 4
79, that is a foolish, borderline retarded way of looking at things. Like you, I was blessed with a fantastic metabolism. In the past 3 years, I've only gained 4 pounds, despite eating like ravenous cow. This doesn't mean I'm fit. I'm what you call "skinny fat". I look great on the outside, but that doesn't mean my arteries are in great shape, or my heart isn't working overtime. It isn't a "misconception" that some foods are healthier than others. it can scientifically be proven. You need to think before speaking on something you clearly know nothing about.
xs4u 13
ur mom and sister r BOTH dumb.
YourVoiceofReasn 6
Please...please....don't say it like that. It just makes you sound worse for criticizing them with poor grammar.
wolfmankayl 4
If anything the more fat in the milk the healthier it is, though pasteurization does destroy a lot of the quality. Skim milk is disgusting unhealthy garbage, but the sugar in the chocolate milk is a bit more caloric. All that is beside the point though, women want to be considered "equal" not by holding themselves to a higher standard but by trying to bring men down to a lower standard, it looks like your mum is using the same reasoning as feminism uses. You have to get fatter so your fatter sister will feel less envy of you. Its a race to the bottom people, first one there is a rotten egg.
soldiat_fml 17
If she won't let you drink skim milk, you should just drink water. I mean, what could she say to that? Don't drink water?
The_9th_Doctor 18
I smell child abuse