Miscellaneous: Today, my mom called the school and told the administration the...

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By notgirlnextdoor - 28/04/2016 01:12 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, my mom called the school and told the administration the seniors were planning to ditch so, now, not only do we not have a ditch day, the whole senior class hates me. I had to eat lunch in my car.

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