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By OkayMom - 07/02/2016 17:40 - United States - Medford
Today, My mom called me a lazy bitch that doesn't do anything around the house, a slut, a disappointment to the family, and a series of other hurtful things all because I wouldn't eat the fried eggs she made for me. FML.